Things I would like to tell to the people in the apartment building beside mine:
1. That red curtain, combined with having your light on makes it look like you're "open for business" Amsterdam style.
2. Stop keeping your dog on your balcony! With all the windows closed up it must be, like, a million degrees!
3. Hey, even with your window closed a little, I can still see you dart around naked.
4. I don't care if you can see me dart around naked.
5. Everyone keep up the good work. If I ever have to give up cable I'll be turning to y'all for entertainment.
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